mcu meme | 4 Quotes → [2/4]
But let’s do a head count here: your brother the demi-god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and YOU, big fella, you’ve managed to piss off every single one of them. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we’ll avenge it!
I love this.
You people are awesome.
Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting
you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left
I want love and affection
I want to kiss you but I also want to light you on fire at the same time
*me talking to my weed
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping
Kid in my lit class